Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Guys' Rules.....

Disclaimer: It is forwarded mail and published with intend to fun and nice humor. Girls please don't take seriously, Anyway it is not going to work with you.
The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear
"the rules" From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

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1. Men are NOT mind readers.


1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

 
1. Crying is emotional blackmail.

 
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just come to the point and say it directly!!

 
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. ‘may be’, ‘perhaps’ and ‘whatever’, such answers don’t serve any purpose.

 
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. don’t force us to drag you to a doctor.

See a doctor
yourself.
 
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days

 
1. If you are no heroines, don’t expect us to act like heroes.

 
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

 
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

 
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

 
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We
will act like nothings wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the argument.

 
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really
…..  
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CRICKET
OR FOOTBALL.
 
1. You have enough clothes.

 
1. You have too many shoes.
 
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!  
 
1. Thank you for reading this.  

 
1. All points are marked as point no. (1), becoz all points are equally Important.

There is no thing as More Important or less Important.